🌸 Tasha & Celia 🌸

Done With #3: Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII Reunion

Tasha Strong
Tasha Strong

After having purchased this at launch because I lack good financial judgement back in late 2023, I finally got around to playing one of my childhood's favourite game. Zack Fair is one hell of a guy, and his story always get me teary eyed.

But I'll be upfront here, this actually is way worse of a game then I remembered.😅

Bro looks like he belongs in a face product commercial

Of course the biggest difference between the PSP version and the overly long named remaster is the usage of Unreal Engine to bring the game up to par with modern graphic. The team did one hell of a job and it's pretty believable that this "remaster" is straight up a remake as everything is built from ground up, using FF7 Remake assets.

There're still things that are sadly not upgraded. The game reuses the 15 years old FMV for intro movies and some of the scenes which can be quite a whiplash when they come up as they look way worse than the in engage graphic. It's not too distracting, but it's something of note.

Night and day

While I remembered Crisis Core story to be PEAK writing, it's pretty disappointed to realise, now that I'm 29, that it's rather... middling.

The game itself deals with Zack Fair, the newbie SOLDIER who recently got promoted, and the 3 legendary SOLDIERS: Genesis, Angeal and the beloved Sephiroth. There's a lot of jabs on corporate fascism, which is also the theme of FF7 as well, but in all honesty they didn't go as hard as the OG.

ลองไปอ่าน AO3 ของสามคนนี้ดู แซ่บเว่อร์ทั้งนั้น

To be blunt, the first half straight up suck major ass. It felt like a very disjointed story where they just shoehorn things in. Not as much build up in terms of chemistry between Zack and his mentor, Angeal, as people remember to be honest, and the game heavily relies on you, the player, to eventually ship these four characters in a weird romantic non-romance mess that the game is. 😭

Lil guy can't choose :pensiveemoji:

Honestly, everyone seems to collectively only remember the last four hours of the game, where Nibelheim happens. It's a retelling of the classic FF7 scene where Cloud finds out the truth, and in Crisis Core we get to play it out. While it is not an exactly 1:1 to the original game, nor does it follow the OAV Last Order, there's a lot of additional context that solves the plot hole that has been canonised in the FF7 universe at this point. The game does a great job making you feel for everyone, with an ending that's undeniably a tearjerker. However, getting to this "good part" was a pain in terms of narrative.

THE Photo

One of the main feature of this game, which is unfortunately one of the worst part of this game, is the side missions. They start off rather strong, allowing you to test your builds as you ramp up in power. However, the game reuses 4 same maps for these missions, and there are hundreds of them.

The difficulty scaling is also a nightmare as you eventually get to the point where you one shot the enemy, and vice versa so it becomes a matter of who presses what first. Even only completing half of these side missions also trivialize the main game as you will be three shotting the story bosses. The game has no scaling to combat this, and lacks new game plus for you to challenge yourself, so it does get real wonky.

Many summons and features are also locked behind these side missions

You also get punished for ignoring these Side Mission as well, be it missing out on cool summons or basic features such as accessory slots. It becomes a weird ground of mandatory content that disguises itself as being optional, creating a weird rift within the game.

I never want to see this screen ever again

Regardless of that, I still think it's an entertaining 24 hours. While I don't like it as much as I remembered and don't think of it highly at all, I think it's still a decent exploration of the FF7 universe with great combat. I just wish it's something more, as the remastered had the chance to really amp this up to the new height.

CUTIE!

Final Score: 6.5/10


More Reviews!~

Done With #24: s.p.l.i.t.

"A bite size psychological horror with an incredible art direction. Mike Klubnika's done it again with yet another title."

Tasha Strong
Tasha Strong

Done With #23: Death Stranding 2: On the Beach

""Should we have connected?" I don't know Kojima. You tell me! A romantic game in disguise."

Tasha Strong
Tasha Strong

Done With #22: Elden Ring Nightreign

"FromSoftware returns with a low budget co-op game that somehow ends up being one of the best game of the genre."

Tasha Strong
Tasha Strong

The Racers That Never Give Up! An Umamusume: Pretty Derby Analysis

"Umamausume: Pretty Derby is a deep message about personal growth and embracing ones true potential; all without having crusty writing and sexualizing these high-school students."

Celia
Celia

Done With #21: Squeakross: Home Squeak Home

"Three blind mice, three blind mice, See how they run, see how they run. UH Squeakross is based."

Tasha Strong
Tasha Strong

Done With #20: Monster Train 2

"Monster Train returns! Well I haven't finished the first game but it's back, cooler than ever with all new factions and enemies and all that jazz! Check this out of you love roguelike deckbuilder."

Tasha Strong
Tasha Strong

Done With #19: Duck Detective: The Ghost of Glamping

"Five little ducks went swimming one day over the hill and far away. Mother duck said, “There's a new case for Duck Detective to DE-DUCK” !"

Tasha Strong
Tasha Strong

Done WIth #18: Post Trauma

"5 years in the making, only to end up disappointing me sadly..."

Tasha Strong
Tasha Strong

Done With #17: Lost Records: Bloom & Rage

"Don't Nod is back with another tear-jerking, interactive adventure that will take you back to the 90's. It will also bring tears to your eyes. Play it.... NOW!"

Tasha Strong
Tasha Strong

Done With #16: Doom: The Dark Ages

"With bars being set so high by many games in the market in 2025, DOOM: The Dark Ages sadly didn't hit the mark with me personally. However, it's undeniable that the 16 hours I've had with it was still a blast gameplay wise."

Tasha Strong
Tasha Strong